Well I’m gonna tell you all about how to get the gunk off a dildo! Unbeknownst to me, my many “friends with benefits” (FWB)and I had somehow concocted the most heinous mixture of sexual lubricant, bodily fluids, dust, and lint that completely covered my silicone dildo. Initially, I was a bit overwhelmed as I scrambled to figure out a way to remove the heinous stain – but I did not despair! Here’s how I did it;
For starters, the first step was to run it under warm water to remove any surface contaminants. Then, I soaped it up with plenty of mild soap, a microfiber cloth, and some extra elbow grease for a bit more scrubbing power. After that, I gave it a rinse with warm water and allowed it to dry overnight.
Next, I broke out my trusty vinegar. I filled a bowl with warm water and white vinegar and put my dildo in the bowl. I let it soak for about an hour before giving it a good scrub with a toothbrush. Plus, the vinegar helped to neutralize any unpleasant odors that may have been lingering.
Following that, I gave it a rinse with warm water and dried it completely. Now, to prevent any future mold or build-up from forming, I put a light coating of cornstarch over it. This helps to keep the silicone lubrication in, while blocking any dirt or dust from getting in.
Finally, to give it a bit of extra protection, I applied a light layer of coconut oil over the cornstarch. The oil worked like a charm, making my dildo feel oh so smooth and cushiony!
Wow, I’m really proud of myself for removing that stain in such a timely and effective manner. Now, my dildo looks and feels brand new – I can’t even tell that it was once covered in such gross gunk. I feel like this is a great reminder of why it’s important to take proper care of sex toys, and to not be so lax when it comes to sanitation.
Now, here’s four more sections of five paragraphs each to expand on the topic:
Section Two
It’s also a really great idea to store them in plastic containers when not in use. This helps to repel any mold or bacteria, and makes it much easier to grab-and-go when you’re in the mood for a little fun! Always make sure you’re cleaning them after each use and applying the proper measures to make sure they don’t attract any extra dirt or grime.
Additionally, always use a condom when using a dildo. Not only does this make it easier to clean, but it also prevents any pesky bacteria from making its way to your bloodstream through cuts or open sores. Moreover, it’s a great way to ensure that any possible allergies or sensitivities are taken into consideration while using it.
And, this is a great time to remind everyone to never use glass dildos for anal play. Glass dildos can scratch or crack, which can lead to a really bad infection. Instead, go for a softer silicone material.
Section Three
Furthermore, here’s a few tips on how to prolong the life of your dildo:
– Never use it underwater, as it can trap air bubbles inside and damage the inner workings of the material.
– Avoid using silicone lubricant on your dildo, as this can damage it over time.
– Always store your dildo in a clean, dry, dust-free area, like in a discreet storage container.
– Lastly, avoid twisting or bending the dildo excessively as this can cause it to break.
Section Four
Storing your dildo properly also prevents dirt and bacteria from accumulating on it. And, if you ever notice any sort of cracking, discoloration, or seepage, make sure to throw it out immediately.
Another important thing to know is that all dildos should only ever be used with your hands. To ensure your safety, never insert it all the way into your body as this can cause infection and discomfort. Furthermore, never share it or use it on multiple people without cleaning it first, as this can also cause an infection.
Section Five
Lastly, never use a dildo while pregnant, as it can disrupt the development of the baby. Furthermore, don’t store your dildo directly in the sun or near any type of heat source, as this can cause it to melt or soften.
Taking proper precautions and making sure to properly clean and take care of your dildo should always be your top priority. Don’t let a dirty dildo ruin your day – take the necessary steps beforehand to avoid having to deal with such a galactically horrendous situation.
Then, you’ll be ready for your next sexual escapade with your brand new, cleaned and lubed up dildo!