I feel like I’m in a totally surreal world when I hear the words “tiger penis pumping”.​ To be honest, I find it a bit icky.​ But then again, I think the idea of pumping out the sex organ of a wild animal is quite, curiously intriguing!

To start off, I’m still trying to wrap my head around how exactly this kind of practice involves a tiger.​ All I know is that it involves a, umm, tubing device to collect the reproductive cells, called “sperm-u-loop”.​ But that’s about it.​ I just can’t comprehend how it all works out.​

But then, I’ve heard a few stories about some of the people who have tried and successfully performed the pumping.​ One guy I know told me that it was a really enjoyable experience for him, despite the ‘ickiness’ factor.​ He said his tiger seemed to really enjoy it – like it was an amazingly pleasurable pleasure trip!

Another friend of mine told me that he had also tried it out on a couple of tigers and vibrators it turned out to be a success.​ He also said that the process was quite fascinating.​ Apparently, after the sperm-u-loop was inserted, it took very little pressure to get the tigers to release their juices.​ You could almost detect a sort of euphoria from the animal!

I couldn’t believe that such a seemingly ‘icky’ activity could bring pleasure to a wild animal.​ It was kind of humbling and inspiring.​

But then, of course, there are the risks associated with it.​ For instance, if anything goes wrong, you could be putting your tigers in danger.​ Also, if the process is not done properly, it could also lead to infection.​ And even if the process is successful, the sperm may end up being unviable.​

For all that I know, there are also some humane society organizations who strongly oppose this practice.​ And they could be right to be so adamant about it.​ After all, the well-being of the tiger is very important – way more important than giving some bored person the opportunity to indulge in a seemingly Nawab-esque ‘experiment’.​

But then again, sex toys those who have performed it can attest to its success.​ It’s a kind of ‘hit or miss’ kind of thing.​

So, in the end, I can’t say I’m a fan of this practice.​ Sure, it might be possible to extract tiger sperm safely, but I personally believe there are better ways to gain knowledge about the animal’s reproductive system.​ For example, there are other non-invasive ways to study the sperm – like semen analysis.​ So, if you’re looking to get into the world of tiger penis pumping, I’d check out other means first.​

On that note, I have to point out that some researchers have tried to create a type of artificial insemination system which utilizes a tigers’s pelvis area for insemination.​ This could be a much safer way to go about procuring offspring from tigers, without using invasive practices.​

Moreover, some poachers have also been known to use tiger penises as a form of ‘black magic’ to allegedly increase virility and fertility.​ But as far as I’m aware, there’s no real evidence to back up this claim.​ Plus, it’s definitely an unethical practice.​

To sum it up, while I can see why people may be curious about tiger penis pumping, I don’t think it’s something I’d personally jump into.​ Still, it’s a fascinating topic, and it’s intriguing to find out how some people manage to extract animal sperm.​