To start off, I’m still trying to wrap my head around how exactly this kind of practice involves a tiger. All I know is that it involves a, umm, tubing device to collect the reproductive cells, called “sperm-u-loop”. But that’s about it. I just can’t comprehend how it all works out.
But then, I’ve heard a few stories about some of the people who have tried and successfully performed the pumping. One guy I know told me that it was a really enjoyable experience for him, despite the ‘ickiness’ factor. He said his tiger seemed to really enjoy it – like it was an amazingly pleasurable pleasure trip!
Another friend of mine told me that he had also tried it out on a couple of tigers and vibrators it turned out to be a success. He also said that the process was quite fascinating. Apparently, after the sperm-u-loop was inserted, it took very little pressure to get the tigers to release their juices. You could almost detect a sort of euphoria from the animal!
I couldn’t believe that such a seemingly ‘icky’ activity could bring pleasure to a wild animal. It was kind of humbling and inspiring.
But then, of course, there are the risks associated with it. For instance, if anything goes wrong, you could be putting your tigers in danger. Also, if the process is not done properly, it could also lead to infection. And even if the process is successful, the sperm may end up being unviable.
For all that I know, there are also some humane society organizations who strongly oppose this practice. And they could be right to be so adamant about it. After all, the well-being of the tiger is very important – way more important than giving some bored person the opportunity to indulge in a seemingly Nawab-esque ‘experiment’.
But then again, sex toys those who have performed it can attest to its success. It’s a kind of ‘hit or miss’ kind of thing.
So, in the end, I can’t say I’m a fan of this practice. Sure, it might be possible to extract tiger sperm safely, but I personally believe there are better ways to gain knowledge about the animal’s reproductive system. For example, there are other non-invasive ways to study the sperm – like semen analysis. So, if you’re looking to get into the world of tiger penis pumping, I’d check out other means first.
On that note, I have to point out that some researchers have tried to create a type of artificial insemination system which utilizes a tigers’s pelvis area for insemination. This could be a much safer way to go about procuring offspring from tigers, without using invasive practices.
Moreover, some poachers have also been known to use tiger penises as a form of ‘black magic’ to allegedly increase virility and fertility. But as far as I’m aware, there’s no real evidence to back up this claim. Plus, it’s definitely an unethical practice.
To sum it up, while I can see why people may be curious about tiger penis pumping, I don’t think it’s something I’d personally jump into. Still, it’s a fascinating topic, and it’s intriguing to find out how some people manage to extract animal sperm.